”Hey babe, you wanna’ join a very exclusive club? We’ll make you into a pornonaught and you’ll be famous. The initiation period is a bit intense but if you stick it out and if you can live by a few simple rules one day you’ll be rich too”.
If she believes that bullshit then we can fuck the shit out of her for weeks and weeks and tell the dumb bitch that she’s still going through the initiation period. She’ll eventually ask how long is the initiation period but we’ll never tell her. One day we’ll let her know too that every time she asks that one stupid question, we add another 2 weeks to it.
Let’s see how long she lasts. We’ll keep hyping her up while we constantly fuck her. Oh yeah, baby, it’s going to be so cool. You’ll be the first female pornonaught ever! Before long everybody will have heard about you. You’ve heard of lots of famous girls like Britney Spears, Cher and Anaconda, right babe? They all had to start somewhere.
It’s about as bad as those cum-brusher girls. Are they fucking dense or what? Sure, honey, brush your teeth with my cum and you’ll have the cleanest, whitest teeth and everyone will notice you and ask you how you manage to do that. But of course, it only works if you suck the cum straight out of my dick because as soon as my cum comes in contact with any air, the whitening effect is lost almost entirely. That’s a girl, let me take my dick out for you again.
One of the rules is going to be that she has to have a hairy pussy. And she has to recruit other females as well. We can look at porn all day and just get her to bring the babes to us. One day soon we’ll have our own hairy empire. The pussy will be waiting for us to use as we please.
It’ll be like those arab sheik dudes who have like 80 wives and he lets the wives all know which one he’s going to fuck that night by putting his shoes in front of her door or something. You just put your helmet in front of a wannabe pornonaught’s door and she’ll be so happy you picked her she’ll be rubbing her pussy all afternoon waiting for you to come and fuck her. Yeah man, it’ll be great.
One day I want to have my own bunch of tight chinagirl wannabe pornonaughts… a whole bunch of dumb but cute asian puntang all waiting for full membership and doing everything I say… forever. But all they’ll ever really do is take care of our dicks.
Ok, so we’re fucking this nice little blonde and everything is going fine. But then Rudy tells her, yeah babe, squat down over me and shit on my chest. He’s got his hand over his heart, and he says, yeah babe, shit right here. I’m into it. She had a strange look on her face after that, more like a look of disgust. She didn’t say anything at all. Not even a word. She just went and got dressed and left. Just like that. After that we were killing ourselves laughing. What a fucking pig. Where’d you come up with that shit all of a sudden? And he says, yeah man, I’m totally into it. I love that shit.
Maybe he can get one of the girls from Human Toiletbowls to take a crap on him. Some of those girls are pretty wild.
